Friday, August 31, 2012

Our precious life....

Sometimes all it takes is a word or a phrase,
to tear your heart apart in a million ways.
its only the one you love, who can ruin your life,
maybe your brothers, sisters or your wife.
this life is so treacherous, gives you stones,
and the only way you can get through is by breaking your bones.
They say "you gotta stay strong no matter what",
and I ask them, can one stay strong when he's gotta broken heart.
It's really heard to imagine, living life in so much pain,
On some days you get hit by lightening and on others you get rain.
Why is life worth living, when you're sad and it hurts inside,
and you feel so much fear that you can't step outside.
Even though its crazy but we still stay alive,
coz all we get in this ruthless world is our precious life............

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

My Bio Teacher Is a Druggie.....lol

14 super awesome quotes.............

1 - Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

2 - The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. 


3 - Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... 


4 - It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

5 - Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

6 - The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. 


7 - I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

8 - Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

9 - The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

10 - There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

11 - When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

12 - Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.


13 - Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. 


14 - You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!